I can't answer why, but I can tell you how

dathen:

froody:

tilthat:

TIL In an epilogue at the end of the original 1931 Dracula film, Dracula breaks the fourth wall and taunts the audience, saying vampires are real and to be afraid. In a 1936 re-release, this was censored by the Hays Code, out of fear it would encourage belief in the occult.

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think about how many people have died because they took out the warning

This is hilarious because the biggest edit Stoker’s editor made him do was to cut out a preface that said “this was all real and the Harkers are wonderful people and my friends :)” The editor felt he risked inducing mass panic.

robot-roadtrip-rants:

astartes-on-ice:

skunts-own-truth:

Erebus is the most “Live, Laugh, Love” of all Chaos Space Marines, I think. The ending of the End & the Death vol 3 tells me this. Like sure, you can argue for some Emperor’s Children or something, but my man is sitting there living, laughing, and loving as the galaxy burns and an endless war begins to slowly consume reality. A real winner, the best of the best.

Don’t tell me that, because now I imagine that Erebus has a “Love Love Laugh” out of human blood somewhere.

Erebus absolutely has a house decorated in the finest Boomer Karen kitsch, and all of it is made out of body parts. Everyone hates it, even the Night Lords. Especially the Night Lords. It’s insulting, is what it is. This man is out to troll everyone, including the fans reading the books.

I can’t hate him anymore. At a certain point you have to step back and respect a master of his craft.

digital-magus:

rhyperographer:

ilikewritingandspeedcore:

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT’S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT’S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE “oh cool man it must take it’s genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3”

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

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WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

I went to find the article. It’s fascinating.

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

Anonymous:
What's your stance on the issues?  
Me

serenityfails:

valentineish:

skellydun:

on every single one?

discourse 100% speedrun

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c-53:
“caffeinated-linguist:
“Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192
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The addition is ALSO really good
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c-53:

caffeinated-linguist:

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

The addition is ALSO really good

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aniseandspearmint:

lastoneout:

captain-price-unofficially:

“don’t wash your cybertruck in sunlight” how does everything about this shitty car get funnier every single time i see any news about it. it’s the NFT of cars https://t.co/mIooQxIapV  — beer person (@CantEverDie) April 17, 2024ALT
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Oh, just wait until y'all hear about how in the paperwork you sign Tesla added a rule that you aren’t allowed to sell your cybertruck in the first year you own it without permission, and if you do it anyway you can be blacklisted from buying Tesla products for the rest of your life. They say it’s to prevent scalping, but given how fast these things break I figure it’s more to keep you from doing anything about how shit it is until after it’s so broken you wont actually get any money for selling it.

It’s not a truck, it’s a fucking hostage situation.

Every new thing I hear about these hunks of junk is more and more insane.

How is musk still selling ANY of these?

specialshinytrinkets:

watermelynn-witch:

some-pers0n:

some-pers0n:

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. “Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don’t you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It’s so mid and bad you should listen to real music–” you are a pit of misery

People can’t just say “I don’t like this music” anymore they gotta call you gay and autistic for listening to a band that had one song go viral

just gonna drop this here

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[ID: tweet by T-Pain:

“I encourage everybody to at least (in private if need be) take a shot at doing something that you actually think you’d like but your friend circle has deemed it "corny” or “lame”. Liberate yourself from the constant need of approval from everybody besides yourself and go have fun".

/endID]

leaofthewolves:

Fabius probably spikes his coffee with alcohol

 
Me

tagedeszorns:

As much as he thrives on exploring new ideas, discovering the unknown in every cell and making groundbreaking discoveries beyond human imagination, he also is a creature of habits and mundane rituals.

So I think he reserves both caffé corretto or his favourite, a Pharisäer, for certain occasions that have precise temperature- and environmental prerequisites.

Sadly, getting the right kind of alcoholica is very difficult and costly. Some happy Rogue Trader may have bought a new planet from what the Chief Apothecary is willing to pay for a bottle of Grappa.

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celestial-fang:

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Artificial angels that commune with the machine god

They form the ruling triad in the Transcendent Technocracy, but are as imprisoned as the rest.